Funny Crush Quotes That Can Make You Laugh

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Funny Crush Quotes That Can Make You Laugh

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Life is not equal without fun. When we express our love to anyone, we do not ever have to seem so serious. When you mix up your actions and words with a few humor, your crush one will find your moments more special and memorable. Sending Funny Crush Quotes to your crush gives a healthy new purpose to your relationship.

Funny Crush Quotes
Funny Crush Quotes

We want to help you to put a small color to your relationship by sharing some of the Funny Crush Quotes we could find.

Funny Crush Quotes

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Below we have a collected a bunch of Funny Crush Quotes that can make you and your crush laugh. Hope you like it.

Best Funny Crush Quotes
Best Funny Crush Quotes
Love is sharing your popcorn. – Charles Schultz Click To Tweet

Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings. – David Sedaris

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

Romance is the icing, but love is the cake. – David Sedaris

Where love is the case, the doctor is an ass. – English Proverb

Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. – Judith Viorst Click To Tweet

Will you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back. – Anita Charles

My head and my heart will never cease their endless war. When my head says ‘I don’t care, my heart says ‘I do care’. When my head says ‘I’m not thinking about her, my heart says ‘of course you do.’ – Marie Charles

It does not love that makes a relationship complicated; it’s the people in it who do. – Loretta Chase

I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. – Chico Marx

Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t. – Clare Cavendish

Sweet Funny Crush Quotes

A collection of Sweet Funny Crush Quotes for you.

Further Reading: 90+ Sweet Crush Quotes that Turn Your Crush Into Love

Sweet Funny Crush Quotes
Sweet Funny Crush Quotes
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. – Elizabeth Evans Click To Tweet

Love is telling someone that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake.  – Diane Chamberlain

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. – Jackie Mason

According to Newton’s Law of love, love can neither be created nor destroyed. However, it can create a girlfriend who can destroy wallets. – Sara Chance

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle. – Ring Lardner

Romantic love is a mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. – Fran Lebowitz Click To Tweet

If love is a blunder, then it means that the biggest fault in my life is loving you. – Lauryn Chandler

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. – Thomas Dewar

Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. – George Burns

Romantic Crush Quotes

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Romantic Crush Quotes
Romantic Crush Quotes
Do you ever get tired from running around my dreams? Diane Chamberlain Click To Tweet

When you fall for someone for who she really is, everything about her becomes beautiful. Sara Chance

Every time my phone vibrates, I cross my finger and hope to God that it is you. Lauryn Chandler

Seconds spent with you are the best part of my day. Bonnie Drake

Please do not dare ask me who I like or else…I’ll be forced to either tell a lie or confess my feelings to you. Shannon Drake

Even if my parents should ground me or the teacher should send me to detention, just a smile from you will turn my day around. Jennifer Drew

Forever I am yours and eternally you are mine. Alex Kava Click To Tweet

The difference between crush and love is that crush enumerates reasons while love cannot utter any reasons at all. Mignon G. Eberhart

When you develop a crush on someone, you don’t always see them for who they really are but only the shiny and best parts. Dorothy Eden

Infatuation is drinking and having too much and waking up the next day with a bad hangover. Rosemary Edghill

You’ve got this smile that can brighten up even the darkest corners of the world. Julia Kane

Has it ever crossed your mind that somewhere, someone out there is losing sleep thinking of you every night? Smiles like an idiot at the mention of your name? Or cares about you so much? And you don’t have even the slightest idea about it? Kathleen Kane

Secret Crush Quotes

Further Readings: Secret Crush Quotes That Might Show Your Feelings

Secret Crush Quotes
Secret Crush Quotes
Crushing on someone secretly is frustrating and inspiring at the same time. Jacob De Haas Click To Tweet

I can only see the beauty in the person I am secretly admiring from afar. George Gordon Byron

Crushing on someone is the lightest feeling ever. Once the feeling becomes stronger, then that’s when the problem arises. Jack London

I am secretly in love with my best friend who makes me laugh and gives me the courage to move on. John Masefield

I secretly fell in love with our midnight talks and your funny jokes and the way you smile. Woodrow Wilson

Something has to remain a secret but you and I don’t. Annalee Blysse

I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking. Joanna Bourne Click To Tweet

If I got a penny for every time I thought and dreamed about you, I would be rich. Carla Bracale

Loving you is like breathing how can I stop? Barbara Taylor Bradford

Dear Crush doesn’t ask me why I really like you. Just accept the fact that I do. Robert Frost

Wisdom knows what to do next skill knows how to do it, and virtue is doing it. Abraham Lincoln

I may have had a crush on Zac, but we are like brother and sister, so nothing would ever happen. Robert Louis Stevenson

Crush Love Quotes

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Crush Love Quotes
Crush Love Quotes
Dear Crush doesn’t ask me why I really like you. Just accept the fact that I do. Sylvia Day Click To Tweet

It’s only after someone is gone do you realize how much you miss them. — Author Unknown

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone – but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
DAPHNE CLAIR

Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.
— Sydney Ann Clary

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them.
— Jennifer Crusie

What do you do when the only one that can make you stop crying, is the person who made you cry?— Katy Currie Click To Tweet

When I look at you a moment,
then I can speak no more,
but my tongue falls silent,
and at once a delicate flame
courses beneath my skin,
and with my eyes I see nothing,
and my ears hum, and a wet sweat
bathes me and a trembling seizes me all over.
— Sappho

It’s not that I’m afraid of telling you how I feel about you, I’m afraid of how you will react. Carolyn Davidson

Being in love with you makes every day an interesting one. Janet Dailey

All I really want is to hold you tight, treat you right, [and] be with you day and night. Britney Spears

My heart fills with joy when I see you and I get butterflies, but you don’t know that my heart starts to hurt when you walk away from me I love you. MaryJanice Davidson

I may have had a crush on Zac, but we are like brother and sister, so nothing would ever happen. Geralyn Dawson

The mark of a true crush… is that you fall in love first and grope for reasons afterward. — Shana Alexander

Sad Crush Quotes

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Sad Crush Quotes
Sad Crush Quotes
“A lot of you cared, just not enough.”― Jay Asher, Thirteen Reasons Why Click To Tweet

Sometimes, we meet people in our lives who we thought would be our forever only to realize that it was never meant to be. B.D. Joyce

How could other people have the courage to tell their crushes about their feelings? I sure do not have the guts to do so. Brenda Joyce

Whenever I see your name on my inbox I can’t help but smile. I reply and stare at my phone waiting for your reply. Janet Joyce

“I wanted to kill someone and I wanted to die and I wanted to run as far and as fast as I could because she was never coming back. She had fallen off the face of the earth and she was never coming back.”
― Melissa Kantor, Maybe One Day

“I guess that’s what saying good-bye is always like–like jumping off an edge. The worst part is making the choice to do it. Once you’re in the air, there’s nothing you can do but let go.”
― Lauren Oliver, Before I Fall

“Breathing is hard. When you cry so much, it makes you realize that breathing is hard.”― DAVID LEVITHAN, Love Is the Higher Law Click To Tweet

“Depression is like a heaviness that you can’t ever escape. It crushes down on you, making even the smallest things like tying your shoes or chewing on toast seems like a twenty-mile hike uphill. Depression is a part of you; it’s in your bones and your blood.”
― Jasmine Warga, My Heart, and Other Black Holes

“Grief is not as heavy as guilt, but it takes more away from you.”
― Veronica Roth, Insurgent

“You were merely wishing for the end of pain, the monster said. Your own pain. An end to how it isolated you. It is the most human wish of all.”
― Patrick Ness, A Monster Calls

“But a part of me lies buried in lace and roses on a riverbank in France-a part of me is broken off forever. A part of me will be unflyable, stuck in the climb.”
― Elizabeth Wein, Code Name Verity

“Sometimes pain is so unmanageable that the idea of spending another day with it seems impossible. Other times pain acts as a compass to help you through the messier tunnels of growing up. But pain can only help you find happiness if you remember it.”
― Adam Silvera, More Happy Than Not

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